I Left The House And Immediately Regretted It
Write a parody 'I left the house and immediately regretted it' prompt — 22 seconds, 9:16. Steps in a puddle, prescription not there, espresso machine broken, bird drops something on her shoulder. Dignified. 'I am going home.'
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What I Eat In A Day As A Wellness Girlie
Generate a parody 'what I eat in a day as a wellness girlie' prompt — 25 seconds, 9:16. Luxury kitchen, one shrivelled lemon, single sad almond eaten with chopsticks, three blueberries on a leaf for lunch. 'I just don't really get hungry.'
Manifesting Documentary
Write a parody 'manifesting documentary' prompt — 20 seconds, 16:9. BBC nature-doc narrator style. She visualises her dream apartment for nine months while rent is overdue, writes £10,000 in a notebook 369 times, gets an overdraft notification. 'The universe is testing me.'
Romanticising My Sunday Reset
Create a parody 'romanticising my Sunday reset' prompt — 20 seconds, 9:16. Full glam in silk pyjamas pretending to wake up, lights an already-lit candle, pours coffee from an empty french press, one piece of broccoli in Tupperware. 'Today I prioritised peace.'